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Saturday, December 10th, 2005
11:29 am - No FRICCKIN way man!
So Geoff rocks the fucking house! There will be no questioning this, not after sunday.

(2 nightmares in the ways | stare at the stars)

Wednesday, November 16th, 2005
12:39 pm - More OneNote stuff, but better! You can win stuff!
WIN AN
XBOX 360!!!




Here is how you do it

1) Go to www.onenotecampus.com

2) Fill out the info, select UCF as the school and but in the referral
code as your first initial followed by your last name and birthday
Like this:

John Doe born in April 20 1985 would be jdoe04201985

3) Download the free trial

4) Install OneNote

5) Run the program once to activate it over the internet
(A grey box will appear asking you soon as you start the program)

6) Send a OneNote document with your name, email, and phone
number to: onenotexbox360ucf@yahoo.com. This is so that we
can contact the winner.

As long as 360 people sign up, someone will get a FREE Xbox 360 so TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

The deadline to sign up is November 31.

Ok guys, here is some lovin', if you've already downloaded OneNote, just do it again from a different computer and it'll count. It says 360 people otherwise I can't give it away, so tell your friends so maybe someone you know will win if you don't. So you know, if you haven't pre-order a 360 you won't be able to get one til Feb., thats how backed up these things are. Any questions just AIM me or leave a msg here.

(6 nightmares in the ways | stare at the stars)

Monday, October 3rd, 2005
11:06 am - Help Me and Yourself While Your at it!
Ok, heres the deal. I just went to Seattle for the weekend to Mircosoft HQ cuz I got hired on this marketing program for OneNote.

I would really like that anyone who reads this to do me a HUGE favour and go here

www.onenotecampus.com
(School is University of Central Florida - thats the part that helps me out)

Sign up, download, and activate this program. It'll help me out a lot if you do and I thank you very much for doing this. I would also like it if you posted some link to it on your LJ as well and tried to spread the word. This program is GREAT for saving time and organizing your everything.

It works with Word, PowerPoint, Outlook, and basically all other Windows Office programs. It can hold text, graphics, audio, and video even; you can open sessions to have multiple people on at the same time; you can even get screen captures using OneNote. It is really awesome.

Thanks for all your help guys.
Jason

(6 nightmares in the ways | stare at the stars)

Wednesday, September 21st, 2005
12:53 pm - My numbers are better, Chris
the Wit

(61% dark, 30% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais




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(stare at the stars)

Friday, September 16th, 2005
8:42 pm
FF7: Advent Children made me wet myself. That is all.

(12 nightmares in the ways | stare at the stars)

Friday, August 26th, 2005
12:21 am - Oh noes....
I think I might have found a girl that might be worth trying to talk to. God damn Chinese girls, do it to me evvery time...

(9 nightmares in the ways | stare at the stars)

Monday, August 15th, 2005
1:09 pm
YAY FOR THE INTERNET!

(2 nightmares in the ways | stare at the stars)

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005
1:00 pm - Aside from moving sucking balls...
Yeah, moving in more people then just yourself sucks. I'm not even talking about my own roomies, ugh. Yeah, so I have no internet at home til Monday (maybe)hence why I'm newt around. Anyways off to work...

(1 nightmares in the way | stare at the stars)

Thursday, August 4th, 2005
1:11 pm
Yeah, moving out sucks balls.

(2 nightmares in the ways | stare at the stars)

Saturday, July 30th, 2005
12:53 am
With as much as I shit talk girls, god am I such an idiot. But I guess its an accomplishment of sorts, to make 3 girls hate you in a 24 hour period is no easy task. Guess if you are going to be something at all, might as well be good at it and sugar, I'm an ass.

(12 nightmares in the ways | stare at the stars)

Sunday, July 24th, 2005
2:59 am - Dude
Thats kinda messed up, why do girls lie?

(2 nightmares in the ways | stare at the stars)

Monday, July 18th, 2005
11:00 pm
What does it say when a person walks into where you work and you instantly lose your smile as your stomach get sick and you wanna throw up? Kinda like all the sudden you got a swift boot to the gut. It couldn't be anything good....

(2 nightmares in the ways | stare at the stars)

Sunday, July 10th, 2005
2:11 am
If you were on South Park, what would you look like and who would your friends be? (for guys) by vexedfusion
Username
Do you think you are cool?
Here you are in your Southpark Glory
Percentage of people who like this character...: 90%
The Jewpaperc
The Fat Onesweetmarie0487
The Loverstarmoonbeam
The Poor One_beem
The Gay Teacherkireiasiancutie
Kyle's Bitchy Momhyattman
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(2 nightmares in the ways | stare at the stars)

Tuesday, July 5th, 2005
11:33 pm
You Are 35% American
America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!




Hoqw did I get LESS then Rob?!

(stare at the stars)

Friday, July 1st, 2005
2:38 pm - Hahaha

What's Your Problem? Find out @ She's Crafty


A side note, 150 dollar checks from your phone company can make your shitty day a little better.

(4 nightmares in the ways | stare at the stars)

Thursday, June 30th, 2005
10:57 pm - Seriously
I'm tired of everything going fucking wrong. Can we stop this please? Honestly, I've gotten kicked while I'm downfor 2 fucking weeks, isn't that enough?

(4 nightmares in the ways | stare at the stars)

Monday, June 20th, 2005
3:25 pm - Shit
Well, my grandmother died today, is life ironic, don't you think?

(6 nightmares in the ways | stare at the stars)

1:15 pm
I hope someday that everyone dies.

(2 nightmares in the ways | stare at the stars)

Saturday, May 14th, 2005
1:00 pm - I do detect douchebaggary!
http://www.factualmaterial.com/douchebag.htm

This could be no less true.

(1 nightmares in the way | stare at the stars)

Thursday, May 12th, 2005
1:15 am
Dear Worms,

You make me want to vomit my insides out til I dehydrate then bleed to death.

Hate,
Jason

(1 nightmares in the way | stare at the stars)


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