More Bitter than a Lemon

No FRICCKIN way man!

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 16:31:17 GMT

So Geoff rocks the fucking house! There will be no questioning this, not after sunday.

More OneNote stuff, but better! You can win stuff!

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 17:47:02 GMT

WIN AN
XBOX 360!!!

Here is how you do it

1) Go to www.onenotecampus.com

2) Fill out the info, select UCF as the school and but in the referral
code as your first initial followed by your last name and birthday
Like this:

John Doe born in April 20 1985 would be jdoe04201985

3) Download the free trial

4) Install OneNote

5) Run the program once to activate it over the internet
(A grey box will appear asking you soon as you start the program)

6) Send a OneNote document with your name, email, and phone
number to: onenotexbox360ucf@yahoo.com. This is so that we
can contact the winner.

As long as 360 people sign up, someone will get a FREE Xbox 360 so TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

The deadline to sign up is November 31.

Ok guys, here is some lovin', if you've already downloaded OneNote, just do it again from a different computer and it'll count. It says 360 people otherwise I can't give it away, so tell your friends so maybe someone you know will win if you don't. So you know, if you haven't pre-order a 360 you won't be able to get one til Feb., thats how backed up these things are. Any questions just AIM me or leave a msg here.

Help Me and Yourself While Your at it!

Mon, 03 Oct 2005 15:16:45 GMT

Ok, heres the deal. I just went to Seattle for the weekend to Mircosoft HQ cuz I got hired on this marketing program for OneNote.

I would really like that anyone who reads this to do me a HUGE favour and go here

www.onenotecampus.com
(School is University of Central Florida - thats the part that helps me out)

Sign up, download, and activate this program. It'll help me out a lot if you do and I thank you very much for doing this. I would also like it if you posted some link to it on your LJ as well and tried to spread the word. This program is GREAT for saving time and organizing your everything.

It works with Word, PowerPoint, Outlook, and basically all other Windows Office programs. It can hold text, graphics, audio, and video even; you can open sessions to have multiple people on at the same time; you can even get screen captures using OneNote. It is really awesome.

Thanks for all your help guys.
Jason

My numbers are better, Chris

Wed, 21 Sep 2005 16:54:19 GMT

the Wit

(61% dark, 30% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 77% on darkness

You scored higher than 12% on spontaneity

You scored higher than 5% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

Sat, 17 Sep 2005 00:43:08 GMT

FF7: Advent Children made me wet myself. That is all.

Oh noes....

Fri, 26 Aug 2005 04:21:59 GMT

I think I might have found a girl that might be worth trying to talk to. God damn Chinese girls, do it to me evvery time...

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 17:14:23 GMT

YAY FOR THE INTERNET!

Aside from moving sucking balls...

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 17:02:07 GMT

Yeah, moving in more people then just yourself sucks. I'm not even talking about my own roomies, ugh. Yeah, so I have no internet at home til Monday (maybe)hence why I'm newt around. Anyways off to work...

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 17:16:32 GMT

Yeah, moving out sucks balls.

Sat, 30 Jul 2005 04:59:31 GMT

With as much as I shit talk girls, god am I such an idiot. But I guess its an accomplishment of sorts, to make 3 girls hate you in a 24 hour period is no easy task. Guess if you are going to be something at all, might as well be good at it and sugar, I'm an ass.

Dude

Sun, 24 Jul 2005 07:03:46 GMT

Thats kinda messed up, why do girls lie?

Tue, 19 Jul 2005 03:05:18 GMT

What does it say when a person walks into where you work and you instantly lose your smile as your stomach get sick and you wanna throw up? Kinda like all the sudden you got a swift boot to the gut. It couldn't be anything good....

Sun, 10 Jul 2005 06:15:11 GMT

If you were on South Park, what would you look like and who would your friends be? (for guys) by vexedfusion

Username

Do you think you are cool?

Here you are in your Southpark Glory

Percentage of people who like this character...: 90%

The Jew

paperc

The Fat One

sweetmarie0487

The Lover

starmoonbeam

The Poor One

_beem

The Gay Teacher

kireiasiancutie

Kyle's Bitchy Mom

hyattman

Click here if you are a girl...

South Park character memegen for Girls

All imgs made here...

The Southpark Character Site

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Wed, 06 Jul 2005 03:39:27 GMT

You Are 35% American

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

How American Are You?

Hoqw did I get LESS then Rob?!

Hahaha

Fri, 01 Jul 2005 18:43:09 GMT

What's Your Problem? Find out @ She's Crafty

A side note, 150 dollar checks from your phone company can make your shitty day a little better.

Seriously

Fri, 01 Jul 2005 03:02:47 GMT

I'm tired of everything going fucking wrong. Can we stop this please? Honestly, I've gotten kicked while I'm downfor 2 fucking weeks, isn't that enough?

Shit

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 19:29:09 GMT

Well, my grandmother died today, is life ironic, don't you think?

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 17:19:43 GMT

I hope someday that everyone dies.

I do detect douchebaggary!

Sat, 14 May 2005 17:04:11 GMT

http://www.factualmaterial.com/douchebag.htm

This could be no less true.

Thu, 12 May 2005 05:18:42 GMT

Dear Worms,

You make me want to vomit my insides out til I dehydrate then bleed to death.

Hate,
Jason

Warning

Tue, 10 May 2005 19:28:14 GMT

Dear Rob,

The next time I see you I'm going to stick some needles in your fucking face. You know what you've done and you have earned a whole world of hurt. Thank you for one of the most ACKWARD nights of my life, ass.

Hate,
Jason

PS- My rum better be safe at your house, or you will die in an SUV rollover fire, and the SUV is going to be from Oviedo with a 88.3 sticker AND a "Real men love Jesus" one too so that you know that its not just me, but god as well who hates you!

Just for fun to see how high I could get it...

Mon, 09 May 2005 16:40:56 GMT

I am:
126%
Republican.

"You think the Klan and the Nazis are too soft. Probably because they let in too many closet gays."

Are You A Republican?

Ah, the person who made this had something in mind when they put it together...

Mon, 09 May 2005 16:33:05 GMT

I am:
22%
Republican.

"You're probably one of those people who still thinks that getting a blowjob is not an impeachable offense."

Are You A Republican?

Your Political Profile

Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal

Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

Now, I do wonder how my Fiscal Issues where 100% liberal as that is the repub. "specialty".

Sun, 08 May 2005 18:58:20 GMT

My naughty bit itch.....

Sat, 07 May 2005 19:25:56 GMT

God I hate this town, its so boring. Someone motivate me into doing something with my life please!